For most families, New Year’s Eve is a time to come together. For mine, it’s time for a water-bomb war | Patrick Marlborough
For close to 50 years we’ve waged an ever-escalating battle against one other – and our home town Guide to New Year’s Eve fireworks and events in Australia’s capital cities For most people, New Year’s Eve is a time for regeneration, renewal and regret. For my family, it is a time for revenge, retribution and smashing your little cousin in the testicles with a water bomb so hard that you set back the onset of puberty by another calendar year. Please, permit me to explain. Continue reading...
For close to 50 years we’ve waged an ever-escalating battle against one other – and our home town
For most people, New Year’s Eve is a time for regeneration, renewal and regret. For my family, it is a time for revenge, retribution and smashing your little cousin in the testicles with a water bomb so hard that you set back the onset of puberty by another calendar year.
Please, permit me to explain.
Continue reading...